ROBERT MUGABE WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR HIS DELICIOUS QUOTS..
1- A GIRL CAN BE 21YEARS WITH TWO KIDS, WHILE ANOTHER ONE CAN BE WITH 3 ABORTIONS BUT A SOCIETY WILL JUDGE THE 21 YEAR OLD SIMPLY BECAUSE HE DECISIONS ARE VISIBLE.
2- MOST MEN CHEAT WITH THEIR WEDDING RING ON THEIR FINGERS. AND U STILL THINK YOUR BOYFRIEND WONT CHEAT COZ YOUR HIS PROFILE PICTURE?.
3- WE ARE LIVING IN A GENERATION WHERE LOVERS ARE FREE TO TOUCH EACH ATHORS PRIVATE PARTS BUT CAN NOT TOUCH EACH OTHERS PHONE.
4- ALL I HEAR IS NO SEX BEFORE MARRIEGE. IF DAT WAS GODS PLAN DEN YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVE YOUR PENIS OR YOUR VAGINA ON YOUR WEDDING DAY.
5-DATING A SLIM/SLANDER GUY IS COOL,THE ONLY PROBLEM IS WHEN YOU ARE LYING ON HIS CHEST THEN HIS RIBS DRAW ADIDAS LINES ON YOUR FACE.
6- LOVE IS WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND CATCHES YOU NAKED WITH ANOTHER MAN AND SAY HONEY DRESS UP AND WE GO HOME.
7- SOME GIRLS OF TODAY CANT JOG FOR 5MINUTES MINUTES, BUT THEY EXPECT A GUY TO LAST IN BED WITH THEM FOR 2HOURS.YOUR LEVEL OF DEMANDS ARE ONE WEEK CRUSADE.
8- WOMAN WITH BEAUTY AND NO BRAINS, ITS YOUR PRIVATE PART DAT SUFFERS THE MOST.
9- WHENEVER THINGS START GOING WELL IN YOUR LIFE , THE DEVIL COMES ALONG AND GIVES YOU A GIRL FRIEND.
10- TEACHERS ARE MY FRIENDS AND I FEEL FOR WOMAN WHO ARE MARRIED TO TEACHERS, INSTEAD OF FINDING MONEY IN THEIR POCKET WHEN WASHING, THEY FIND CHALK OR LIST OR LIST OF NOISE MAKERS.
11- ON EARNING: NEVER DEPEND ON SINGLE INCOME. MAKE INVESTMENT TO CREATE A SECOND CHANCE.
12- ON SPENDING: IF YOU BUY THINGS THAT YOU DONT NEED, SOON YOU WILL HAVE TO SELL THINGS THAT YOU NEED.
13- ON SAVING: DO NOT SAVE WHAT IS LEFT AFTER SPENDING. BUT SPEND WHAT IS LEFT AFTER SAVINGS.
14- ON TAKING RISK: NEVER TEST THE DEPTH OF A RIVER WITH TWO FEET .
15- ON INVESTMENTS: DO NOT PUT ALL EGGS IN ONE BASKET.
16- ON EXPECTATIONS: HONESTY IS A VERRY EXPENSIVE GIFT. DO NOT EXPECT IT FROM CHEAP PEOPLE.
17- IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PAST, IF YOU ARE ANXIOUS, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE FUTURE, IF YOU ARE NOT AT PEACE, YOU ARE LIVING IN THE PRESENT. PAST IS A WASTE PAPER. PRESENT IS A NEWS PAPER . AND FUTURE IS A QUATION PAPER. custom made selections for formal party
18- WHEN BAD THINGS IN YOUR LIFE YOU HAVE THREE CHOICES. YOU CAN EITHER LET IT DESTROY YOU OR YOU CAN LET IT STRENGTHEN YOU.
19- EMPTY POCKET TEACH YOU A MILLION THINGS IN LIFE BUT FULL POCKET SPOILS YOU IN A MILLION WAYS.
20- OUR EYES ARE IN THE FRONT TO LOOK AHEAD THAN TO LOOK BACK.
21- WE USED PENCIL WEN WE WERE YOUNGER BUT NOW USED PENS... DO YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE MISTAKES IN CHILDHOOD CAN BE ERASED BUT NOT NOW.
22- SOMETIMES YOU LOOK BACK AT GIRLS YOU UVE SPENT MONEY ON RATHER THAN SENDING IT TO YOUR MUM AND U REALISE WITCHCRAFTS IS REAL.
23- YOU NEED ATLEAST ONE WITNES TO PROVE A MURDER CASE & A MINIMUM OF 2 WITNESSES TO REGISTER A MARRIAGE. IT CLASIFIES WHICH 1 IS OST DANGEROUS.
24- A WOMAN WITH ONLY A BEAUTIFUL FACE IS ONLY GOOD FOR A NIGHT, BUT A WOMAN WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEART IS GOOD FOR A LIFETIME. LADIES MIND THE WAY YOU HANDLE AN PRESENT YOURSELF OUT THE BECAUSE IT SPEAKS SO MUCH ABOUT WHO YOU ARE.
# EASIER SAD THAN DONE BEFORE
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